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Actual for You - The Night Before Christmas
The generation of today is very different than generations past. Times where Star Trek’s Replicator were light years away are now here in front of our very eyes, and technology is advancing at a very rapid rate. In the Star Trek series, a Replicator was a robot or mechanical device that could covert energy into particles or matter and do the same with
They never tried again, to be on the safe side.
They started playing defense, and cast offense aside.
Their sales began sagging, year in and year out.
With no one to blame, for the fiscal year drought.
The stockholders were mad, and sold off their last shares.
They took a huge loss
The internet is no doubt amongst the most remarkable technological advancements in recent history. It has enabled the sharing of information especially in real time in a way that was once thought of as being impossible. The internet as a means of communication has enabled selling via internet which in itself has brought about tremendous advantages that w
And around the base of the tree.
Prada, Gucci, with Dolce and Gabbana,
Gorgeously wrapped from the shopping spree.
I waltz through the dizzy mall,
And can't believe what I see.
A hundred people in line,
They were buying See's Candies.
I enter the charming boutique,
And met a scent heavenly.
I say to the proprietor,
"Two dozen Godivas, please."
Then it's back to the house,
I get a call from a friend.
"What time's the party?"
Well it all depends.
Ferraris. Vipers. A Shelby or two.
They surrounded the house, even a Cobra in blue.
"How are you doing?"
They all wanted to know.
They came for a party,
Minus the white snow.
I spoke to a sad colleague,
He said he'd soon be departing.
His company is shutting down,
Due to stale and sterile marketing.
They did everything as planned.
They played by all the rules.
They hired a Big Gun consultant,
And bought all his training tools.
Thumpity-thump, we heard a pounding noise.
It came from outside, a sleigh full of toys.
The driver came in, flushed from the high ride.
He thanked his eight reindeer, for keeping in stride.
He confessed that once, he worked for a big corporation.
But they wanted nothing more, of his idea presentations.
They respond, "We've been there, and done that.
But all that ever got us, were plenty sales flat."
They never tried again, to be on the safe side.
They started playing defense, and cast offense aside.
Their sales began sagging, year in and year out.
With no one to blame, for the fiscal year drought.
The stockholders were mad, and sold off their last shares.
They took a huge loss
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I say to the proprietor,
"Two dozen Godivas, please."
Then it's back to the house,
I get a call from a friend.
"What time's the party?"
Well it all depends.
Ferraris. Vipers. A Shelby or two.
They surrounded the house, even a Cobra in blue.
"How are you doing?"
They all wanted to know.
They came for a party,
Minus the white snow.
I spoke to a sad colleague,
He said he'd soon be departing.
His company is shutting down,
Due to stale and sterile marketing.
They did everything as planned.
They played by all the rules.
They hired a Big Gun consultant,
And bought all his training tools.
Thumpity-thump, we heard a pounding noise.
It came from outside, a sleigh full of toys.
The driver came in, flushed from the high ride.
He thanked his eight reindeer, for keeping in stride.
He confessed that once, he worked for a big corporation.
But they wanted nothing more, of his idea presentations.
They respond, "We've been there, and done that.
But all that ever got us, were plenty sales flat."
They never tried again, to be on the safe side.
They started playing defense, and cast offense aside.
Their sales began sagging, year in and year out.
With no one to blame, for the fiscal year drought.
The stockholders were mad, and sold off their last shares.
They took a huge loss
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Minus the white snow.
I spoke to a sad colleague,
He said he'd soon be departing.
His company is shutting down,
Due to stale and sterile marketing.
They did everything as planned.
They played by all the rules.
They hired a Big Gun consultant,
And bought all his training tools.
Thumpity-thump, we heard a pounding noise.
It came from outside, a sleigh full of toys.
The driver came in, flushed from the high ride.
He thanked his eight reindeer, for keeping in stride.
He confessed that once, he worked for a big corporation.
But they wanted nothing more, of his idea presentations.
They respond, "We've been there, and done that.
But all that ever got us, were plenty sales flat."
They never tried again, to be on the safe side.
They started playing defense, and cast offense aside.
Their sales began sagging, year in and year out.
With no one to blame, for the fiscal year drought.
The stockholders were mad, and sold off their last shares.
They took a huge loss
If you own a franchise and have company vehicles, be sure you have a flag on it. First let’s discuss the American flag. Franchising is the epitome of the free enterprise system. It’s what makes America great. The entire United States government is a franchise system. The federal government grants powers to states to govern exclusive territories. The
It came from outside, a sleigh full of toys.
The driver came in, flushed from the high ride.
He thanked his eight reindeer, for keeping in stride.
He confessed that once, he worked for a big corporation.
But they wanted nothing more, of his idea presentations.
They respond, "We've been there, and done that.
But all that ever got us, were plenty sales flat."
They never tried again, to be on the safe side.
They started playing defense, and cast offense aside.
Their sales began sagging, year in and year out.
With no one to blame, for the fiscal year drought.
The stockholders were mad, and sold off their last shares.
They took a huge loss
With all the new accounting regulations accountants are in high-demand and yet with that said how can they get the best clientele that pays the most for their services and is the least likely to cause an issue? Well some say it is a numbers game and if so it makes sense to have more high-end clients to deal with and then pick and choose.But how do
They never tried again, to be on the safe side.
They started playing defense, and cast offense aside.
Their sales began sagging, year in and year out.
With no one to blame, for the fiscal year drought.
The stockholders were mad, and sold off their last shares.
They took a huge loss, and couldn't see where they'd erred.
A business degree, can impress your tight boss.
But profits are made, from sales and not loss.
My friend chimed in, with his dire situation.
His voice seemed choked, with a dash of desperation.
"My hands were tied, in saving the company.
They didn't want change, they all seemed to agree."
Nervous and anxious, of losing their own jobs.
They made for the want ads, like a frenzied lynch mob.
It became real quiet, while the staff made their last pleas.
They glanced over their shoulder, like rats nibbling on cheese.
Santa agreed, as he was readying his flight.
He said, "Ho, ho, ho, I understand you alright.
You can't do much, with people nowadays.
They're out of touch, their mind in a haze."
There's a lesson to learn, for all my business friends.
Look up. Watch out. And cover your rear end.
He leapt to his sleigh. He shot up out of sight.
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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