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    Marketing Your Employment Skills In The Internet Age
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    ge didn’t stop with the obvious; he continued to do his research. Now he had a potential market that was four times the size of his original estimates. He reasoned that if less than one half of one percent of dual-gender homes (with or without pets or toddlers) bought a toilet lid alert, he would have to manufacture millions of these devices.Next, George and his associates took a long look at their own resources...and what they knew and did best. They were very good at inventing new concepts and products, not manufacturing them. ‘The best solution? ‘Send potential manufacturers and marketers to the toilet lid alert web site, where there they could be informed and motivated about licensing the Toilet Lid Alert for their own market purposes. They’re the experts at manufacturing. They have all the contacts with suppliers – they work with these folks daily in their other pursuits – so why invent a flat tire? ‘Joint
    Gift Cards Under The Gun, is Retail the Next Target?
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    Gentlemen: if you want to save your relationship, read this.

    George Foerst, Lighthouse Point, Florida inventor, was listening to a friend complain that her partner always forgot to put the seat and lid down after using the toilet. This ‘primordial act’ was perceived to be so irritating, this guy was going to be shown the communal door. George figured he could solve this, having himself lived on a boat at one time, having to use a marine toilet. He knew full well that his answer to this perennial problem might create a market for boats and their marine toilets, too. He invented the Toilet Lid Alert, a unique, patent-pending device that is affixed to the underside of the toilet lid. It makes sure you ‘remember’ to put the seat and lid down after use. To ensure this happens, George designed a way to remind you with sound: either the pre-recorded alert, as it comes from the factory; or the one you can record creating your very own customized message. Most folks would have stopped there, but not George. This is where the real marketer comes in. He continued to talk with people and do more research on this “problem” caused by ‘unevolved males’. He studied the history of the toilet and uncovered a few more needs that he could fulfill.He discovered that the TLA could be used by mothers toilet training girls and boys. It would help prevent an accidental drowning of toddlers; if/when left unattended in a bathroom with the seat and lid up (the statistics are horrifying).

    Additionally, he learned from pet owners that the fear of drowning is ever-present whenever the lid is not down. Additionally, dog owners explained that taller, lanky canines like to take a cold drink from the bowl, and then give their owners a big ‘ol juicy “kiss.” (Even more dangerous, I have read about toilet bowl cleaners in tablet form that you put in the toilet tank. The instructions warn that these tablets are extremely poisonous and may cause fatalities if ingested.)George took a prototype of his invention to several trade shows. Many different individuals and groups, representative of different potential TLA uses, (e.g. sports teams, pets, potty-training etc.) wanted the rights for this device to sell in their own niche markets. Many wanted to sell special Toilet Lid Alerts that were made in their sports team colors and were capable of playing the (football) ‘fight song’ until the lid was put in the down position. (One baseball-oriented group wanted the lid to sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”) Others were interested in the pet market; particularly those who owned ferrets. George was astounded to learn that next to dogs and cats, ferrets are the next largest group of domestic residential pets in America. It is estimated there might be up to 25 million of them in houses and apartments. These lovable, fuzzy critters are very inquisitive. They get into loads of trouble, including drowning in carelessly uncovered toilet bowls.(If you would like to see a brief video of just what this little invention looks and sounds like, click on the live link found in the "credits" section at the end of this article).

    Just recently, the hit television show, Las Vegas, featured a scene in which we hear a “splash sound” (off stage), the female protagonist, (Belinda) screams loudly from off stage, then storms back on stage to yell again at the male lead character, (Danny) in the living room of the newly shared apartment. She is red-faced-furious that he has forgotten to put the toilet seat down. He has some smart-ass answer but the point is well taken. Even fictional television is portraying this no-longer-funny scene in their scripts!

    But let’s get back to George Foerst, the inventor. George didn’t stop with the obvious; he continued to do his research. Now he had a potential market that was four times the size of his original estimates. He reasoned that if less than one half of one percent of dual-gender homes (with or without pets or toddlers) bought a toilet lid alert, he would have to manufacture millions of these devices.Next, George and his associates took a long look at their own resources...and what they knew and did best. They were very good at inventing new concepts and products, not manufacturing them. ‘The best solution? ‘Send potential manufacturers and marketers to the toilet lid alert web site, where there they could be informed and motivated about licensing the Toilet Lid Alert for their own market purposes. They’re the experts at manufacturing. They have all the contacts with suppliers – they work with these folks daily in their other pursuits – so why invent a flat tire? ‘Joint v

    How Can Customer Relationship Management (CRM) Programs Help a Small Business
    In this highly competitive world, medium and small business groups struggle for survival. As they established with small capital investments, these organizations usually will not have enough money to overcome the massive promotional campaigns by their large counterparts. Thus the most effective solution they got to keep their customers and to attract new clients is to enhance customer satisfaction through better customer service methods. The mouth publicity by the satisfied customers is the most useful advertising tool for these companies. Offering some great benefits to good customers and creating new plans for infrequent customers can boost the company turnover.Today, Customer Relationship Management (CRM) programs have become the
    our very own customized message. Most folks would have stopped there, but not George. This is where the real marketer comes in. He continued to talk with people and do more research on this “problem” caused by ‘unevolved males’. He studied the history of the toilet and uncovered a few more needs that he could fulfill.He discovered that the TLA could be used by mothers toilet training girls and boys. It would help prevent an accidental drowning of toddlers; if/when left unattended in a bathroom with the seat and lid up (the statistics are horrifying).

    Additionally, he learned from pet owners that the fear of drowning is ever-present whenever the lid is not down. Additionally, dog owners explained that taller, lanky canines like to take a cold drink from the bowl, and then give their owners a big ‘ol juicy “kiss.” (Even more dangerous, I have read about toilet bowl cleaners in tablet form that you put in the toilet tank. The instructions warn that these tablets are extremely poisonous and may cause fatalities if ingested.)George took a prototype of his invention to several trade shows. Many different individuals and groups, representative of different potential TLA uses, (e.g. sports teams, pets, potty-training etc.) wanted the rights for this device to sell in their own niche markets. Many wanted to sell special Toilet Lid Alerts that were made in their sports team colors and were capable of playing the (football) ‘fight song’ until the lid was put in the down position. (One baseball-oriented group wanted the lid to sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”) Others were interested in the pet market; particularly those who owned ferrets. George was astounded to learn that next to dogs and cats, ferrets are the next largest group of domestic residential pets in America. It is estimated there might be up to 25 million of them in houses and apartments. These lovable, fuzzy critters are very inquisitive. They get into loads of trouble, including drowning in carelessly uncovered toilet bowls.(If you would like to see a brief video of just what this little invention looks and sounds like, click on the live link found in the "credits" section at the end of this article).

    Just recently, the hit television show, Las Vegas, featured a scene in which we hear a “splash sound” (off stage), the female protagonist, (Belinda) screams loudly from off stage, then storms back on stage to yell again at the male lead character, (Danny) in the living room of the newly shared apartment. She is red-faced-furious that he has forgotten to put the toilet seat down. He has some smart-ass answer but the point is well taken. Even fictional television is portraying this no-longer-funny scene in their scripts!

    But let’s get back to George Foerst, the inventor. George didn’t stop with the obvious; he continued to do his research. Now he had a potential market that was four times the size of his original estimates. He reasoned that if less than one half of one percent of dual-gender homes (with or without pets or toddlers) bought a toilet lid alert, he would have to manufacture millions of these devices.Next, George and his associates took a long look at their own resources...and what they knew and did best. They were very good at inventing new concepts and products, not manufacturing them. ‘The best solution? ‘Send potential manufacturers and marketers to the toilet lid alert web site, where there they could be informed and motivated about licensing the Toilet Lid Alert for their own market purposes. They’re the experts at manufacturing. They have all the contacts with suppliers – they work with these folks daily in their other pursuits – so why invent a flat tire? ‘Joint

    You Can't Buy Dreams: Dreams are Not for Sale
    The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle. Anais Nin.We cannot think first and act afterward. From the moment of birth we are immersed in action, and can only fitfully guide it by taking thought. Alfred North WhiteheadWe all want to become rich. Well, at least most of us who get into some kind of business do. So, what do we do? Do we just open up a shop or internet business and the money flows in like water. Only for the extremely lucky few who just happen upon a niche which no-one has ever thought of. Does that happen nowadays? You tell me.No. What we tend to do now is to get as much in
    instructions warn that these tablets are extremely poisonous and may cause fatalities if ingested.)George took a prototype of his invention to several trade shows. Many different individuals and groups, representative of different potential TLA uses, (e.g. sports teams, pets, potty-training etc.) wanted the rights for this device to sell in their own niche markets. Many wanted to sell special Toilet Lid Alerts that were made in their sports team colors and were capable of playing the (football) ‘fight song’ until the lid was put in the down position. (One baseball-oriented group wanted the lid to sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”) Others were interested in the pet market; particularly those who owned ferrets. George was astounded to learn that next to dogs and cats, ferrets are the next largest group of domestic residential pets in America. It is estimated there might be up to 25 million of them in houses and apartments. These lovable, fuzzy critters are very inquisitive. They get into loads of trouble, including drowning in carelessly uncovered toilet bowls.(If you would like to see a brief video of just what this little invention looks and sounds like, click on the live link found in the "credits" section at the end of this article).

    Just recently, the hit television show, Las Vegas, featured a scene in which we hear a “splash sound” (off stage), the female protagonist, (Belinda) screams loudly from off stage, then storms back on stage to yell again at the male lead character, (Danny) in the living room of the newly shared apartment. She is red-faced-furious that he has forgotten to put the toilet seat down. He has some smart-ass answer but the point is well taken. Even fictional television is portraying this no-longer-funny scene in their scripts!

    But let’s get back to George Foerst, the inventor. George didn’t stop with the obvious; he continued to do his research. Now he had a potential market that was four times the size of his original estimates. He reasoned that if less than one half of one percent of dual-gender homes (with or without pets or toddlers) bought a toilet lid alert, he would have to manufacture millions of these devices.Next, George and his associates took a long look at their own resources...and what they knew and did best. They were very good at inventing new concepts and products, not manufacturing them. ‘The best solution? ‘Send potential manufacturers and marketers to the toilet lid alert web site, where there they could be informed and motivated about licensing the Toilet Lid Alert for their own market purposes. They’re the experts at manufacturing. They have all the contacts with suppliers – they work with these folks daily in their other pursuits – so why invent a flat tire? ‘Joint

    My Struggle, or, What Do You Do With a Degree in English
    When choosing a career for yourself, you think about two things: One, you think about what you like to do. Do you enjoy being around people all day? Maybe it’s that you love arts and crafts. Second, you think about what skills you’ve acquired, be it from school or from life. Are you good at analyzing situations? Maybe your specialty is creating peace between two competing forces. Can you correct a sentence like no other? Are you good at teaching a skill? Kids? Street smarts? Or is it that you’re really good at selling things? For me, it all came down to one, simple question: What do you do with a degree in English? I’ve asked myself this question almost every day for the past three years and I still don’t have an answer.When I grad
    s. These lovable, fuzzy critters are very inquisitive. They get into loads of trouble, including drowning in carelessly uncovered toilet bowls.(If you would like to see a brief video of just what this little invention looks and sounds like, click on the live link found in the "credits" section at the end of this article).

    Just recently, the hit television show, Las Vegas, featured a scene in which we hear a “splash sound” (off stage), the female protagonist, (Belinda) screams loudly from off stage, then storms back on stage to yell again at the male lead character, (Danny) in the living room of the newly shared apartment. She is red-faced-furious that he has forgotten to put the toilet seat down. He has some smart-ass answer but the point is well taken. Even fictional television is portraying this no-longer-funny scene in their scripts!

    But let’s get back to George Foerst, the inventor. George didn’t stop with the obvious; he continued to do his research. Now he had a potential market that was four times the size of his original estimates. He reasoned that if less than one half of one percent of dual-gender homes (with or without pets or toddlers) bought a toilet lid alert, he would have to manufacture millions of these devices.Next, George and his associates took a long look at their own resources...and what they knew and did best. They were very good at inventing new concepts and products, not manufacturing them. ‘The best solution? ‘Send potential manufacturers and marketers to the toilet lid alert web site, where there they could be informed and motivated about licensing the Toilet Lid Alert for their own market purposes. They’re the experts at manufacturing. They have all the contacts with suppliers – they work with these folks daily in their other pursuits – so why invent a flat tire? ‘Joint

    Make the Most of Advertising Balloons
    It takes creativity to make attractive and effective method of advertising. Depending on what you want to get endorsed for popularity through advertisement, it is interesting to keep in mind about using balloons to advertise your product.Advertising balloons are specialized by some companies to provide interesting visual advertising for suitable brands. It has been tested to get most attention of the people, especially if the blimp is visually beautiful and fancy to look from below while it willows up from building deck.When it comes to promoting products, cost knows no bound. Advertising balloons could range from variety of sizes from 12 inches to 30 feet. A blimp with a dimension of 30 feet is gigantic enough to catch atte
    ge didn’t stop with the obvious; he continued to do his research. Now he had a potential market that was four times the size of his original estimates. He reasoned that if less than one half of one percent of dual-gender homes (with or without pets or toddlers) bought a toilet lid alert, he would have to manufacture millions of these devices.Next, George and his associates took a long look at their own resources...and what they knew and did best. They were very good at inventing new concepts and products, not manufacturing them. ‘The best solution? ‘Send potential manufacturers and marketers to the toilet lid alert web site, where there they could be informed and motivated about licensing the Toilet Lid Alert for their own market purposes. They’re the experts at manufacturing. They have all the contacts with suppliers – they work with these folks daily in their other pursuits – so why invent a flat tire? ‘Joint venture with people who will want to license the invention for their own market segments and uses. George told me: “we want to sign a licensee agreement with a first-class firm that preferably manufactures and markets toys.”

    He quickly added: “We want a firm with a good reputation, a strong track record in the domestic and international marketplace; one that has established relationships with major retail chains, like Wal-Mart, Target, Walgreens, CVS, Publix, Kroger and such too. ‘A lot to ask, but we know they’re out there.” They determined that when they sign an agreement with one or more licensees who are already in the business of making and marketing toys and novelties, they won’t have to do it themselves. Why take on something where you don’t have the industry contacts or that specific market experience? Let others do what they do best.

    George said: “We’ll drive pre-qualified, targeted traffic to our site, which explains our product and its many uses. Then, we’ll discuss possibilities with the interested manufacturers or other parties who visit the toilet-lid-alert site”. When a prospective licensee calculates the potential sales of this device, his pulse should quicken, and then start to race. ©Copyright, Roy W. MacNaughton, 2007

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